MAD MEAT GENIUS
Chilebrown at home
Sunday, April 13, 2014
BLOODY BUTCHER
'The Great Tomato Plant Sale' was held yesterday by the 'Contra Costa Master Gardners. With over forty different varieties of heirloom tomatoes to choose from, guess which one beckoned out to me. 'Bloody Butcher' was put in our cart. How could I pass this by. Now I just have to be patient until that first bacon, lettuce and 'Bloody Butcher' tomato sandwich of the season.
Friday, April 11, 2014
WHITE TRASH BACON BARS
Another familiar product has jumped on the bacon band wagon. Ritz crackers, everybody's favorite snack cracker has cashed in on this bacon phenom. This time I refuse to read the ingredient list because of past disappointments. They do have a smoky bacon like flavor. They are just as addicting as the original flavor. Let's make them into a sweet, salty dessert bar called 'White Trash Bars". The ingredient list is simple and the only variation is the substitution of bacon for original Ritz crackers. These bars are decadent, sweet, salty and yummy delicious.
THE RECIPE
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
BEE HAPPY
We had some little visitors in our yard the last several days. Ms. Goofy spotted this swarm of bees perched on one of our compost bins. What should we do? Run for the hills, grab a garden hose or do what most Americans would? We chose the later and Ms. Goofy checked her phone. According to the World Wide Web they would leave on their own. Well they did. I kind of wish they had stuck around. The honey pot is a little low.
Monday, April 7, 2014
CATTLEWOMEN RIB COOK-OFF
This was the scene at the judging table at the “10th Annual Western Days CattleWomen Rib Cook-Off in Colusa California. This was a huge offering of some of the most scrumptious beef ribs ever presented to this judge. We were offered the opportunity to sit in on this feast and review of beef & pork bones. Normally Ms. Goofy and I judge KCBS sanctioned contests and are accustomed to the four meats consisting of chicken, pork ribs, pork shoulder and brisket. As some of you may know, I LOVE beef ribs. We felt privileged to don our shiny “Master Judge’ badges and enter this arena. The rib cook-off was held at the three day ‘Western Days’ event located at the county fairgrounds. This contest was only a small part of a wonderful community event.
Western Days is a celebration which embraces the heritage of Western cowboy culture. Cowboy hats, blue jeans, and maybe a pinch of chew was the required garb to stroll these festive grounds. This Mad Meat Genius and certified city slicker purchased a hat to blend in with the crowd. I may have had the right attire but I need to work on my swagger. There were plenty of participants on horses. They were contestants in the many arena events such as; ‘calf branding, sorting, and penning, team roping, and of course the parade.
A Dutch Oven cook-off was held Saturday. I have already penned next years date on the calendar. My team of the “Meatmen” will have a year to get ready. A hallway was set up with vendors selling products with a Western theme. The ‘Pickle Man’ was one of my favorite stops. I may have sampled his various offerings twice they were so good. I picked up a custom set of tongs from a blacksmith vendor. This was a colorful market that was unique and fun.
There were 17 teams present at this rib cook-off. They paid an entry fee and were provided beef and pork ribs to cook. They submitted an entry to the judges and the rest was offered to the public for lunch. This lunch was a site to see. For a nominal fee the public was given a huge and I mean huge plate of bones, salads and dessert. The hallway was packed with rib eating festival participants. This plate was so good looking I was tempted to get one. Using my better judgment and the fact that I had already burst my shirt buttons during judging I will wait till next time.
Sunday, April 6, 2014
GLENN-COLUSA CATTLEWOMEN
We are looking forward to this one. I love beef ribs. The Racing Honda is being loaded as we speak. The destination is Colusa California for the 'Glen-Colusa CattleWomen 10 Annual BBQ Rib Cook-off at Colusa Western Days". We have polished our 'Master Judge' badges and hope to sample and judge some of the best ribs in town. If you are in the area, we hope to see you there.
Friday, April 4, 2014
BACON TOOTHPASTE
This is no Aprils fools joke. This is the real deal. Bacon flavored toothpaste may be the beginning of the end of the world as we know it. I did read the ingredients list and this particular one I will share with you; "Flavor". This ingredient "Flavor" listed is a new one for me. This toothpaste even sort of tastes like bacon. When you follow up with Bacon Floss your teeth will feel baconly clean.
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
BEEF RIB WEDNESDAY
This unusual cut of beef ribs was acquired at a local 'Mega Wally-World". The price was right and these little bones were packing some meat. I did not hesitate putting them in our cart. This would make the perfect little weekday dinner. The back membrane was removed before a dusting of rub was patted over the two slabs. They were rolled in a circle and fastened together with toothpicks so they could fit on my 14.5 WSM. Two hours at 265 degrees and one hour wrapped made for some tender bones. A generic sauce was used and we had a 'Flinstone Yaba Daba Doo' dinner. Good eats!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)















