Chilebrown at home

Wednesday, December 1, 2010


The UPS man has officially kicked off the Christmas season by delivering a box of bacon products to our front porch. The anticipation of this delivery could be compared to a child, a Mad Meat Genius child, on Christmas Eve waiting for the arrival of  Santa. I could not wait till Christmas to open this package of bacon flavored merchandise. Over the next several days I would like to share the bounty of this package. Today we will look and taste some bacon flavored lip balm. Let's whet our whistle.

"Everything should taste like bacon" is proclaimed on this tube of porky flavored balm. The ingredient list was checked and no actual bacon was (harmed) found. There were a lot of scary sounding ingredients that I hope tastes like bacon. The color of the balm is a shade of light bacon brown. A bacon aroma emits from the tube. The initial application did have a pleasant bacon type of flavor. This product is pure genius. Whenever I need a little bacon lift, a quick swipe to the lips will temporarily satisfy my bacon wants and keep my lips from chapping. Stay tuned for more bacon.


Greg said...

I have used olive oil for chapped lips but this sounds like more fun.

Chilebrown said...

Greg, I am not sure but I would venture to say this has no calories or cholesterol.

Zoomie said...

You are too funny - again!

Oscar the wonder dog said...

Yummy---makes me want to bite your lips off! Woof woof!!!!

Anonymous said...

How does Ms. Goofy feel about this?

meathenge said...

I was gifted one of those a while back, didn't have the waywoes to try it out. You're like totally pushing on the envelopes.

xo, Biggles

Chilebrown said...

Zoomie, Stay tuned for the best Bacon product ever.

Oscar the wonder dog, I know you would never do that, because, you know I bring home the bacon, literally.

Zia, Ms. Goofy is a bacon freak. I mean FREAKY!!. Well maybe that is I.

Reverend, Speaking of bacon envelopes, bacon envelopes.

cookiecrumb said...

I have bacon minipads.

Chilebrown said...

cookiecrumb, that comment has been deleted in my mind.