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Saturday, June 1, 2013

BACON SUNSCREEN



When and if I am working on my tan, coconut fragrance will not be acceptable for this Mad Meat Genius. Thankfully there is a product that fits into my meaty lifestyle. Bacon Sunscreen by J&D Foods is the newest sizzling sunscreen on the market today. A little dab will do you. I wonder why Lucy has been following me around?

9 comments:

Three Dogs BBQ said...

Umm, Chilebrown, you have a problem...;) Seriously, what does it smell like? Do you attract a cloud of flies?

Chilebrown said...

Three Dogs BBQ, Oh Contraire! It is the aroma and nectar of beautiful cured and smoked sow bellies.

Zoomie said...

You will attract every dog and bacon lover in the neighborhood.

Chilebrown said...

Zoomie, I do already.

cookiecrumb said...

The cheaper version: just use your regular sunscreen, followed by a nice, moisturizing application of bacon fat.

I sleep on bacon sheets.

Three Dogs BBQ said...

I gotta say, Cookiecrumb is one sharp cookie with that idea...

Chilebrown said...

cookiecrumb, Would they allow that in Marin?

cookiecrumb said...

No.

Chris said...

That is just too much! LMAO picturing dogs following you around on the beach.