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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

MALFATTI


What is Malfatti? Malfatti was, and continues, to be Ms. Goofy's favorite pasta(?) dish. We used to travel to Napa Valley, California with one destination in mind, the"Depot" This restaurant was a small 'Italian Family Style' establishment housed in an old building that sort of looked like a Train Depot. It was very popular for its good , inexpensive, and plentiful food. Clemente Citonni and his Brother owned and ran the joint. The Brother was the bartender, Citonni's Daughter was the host and the rest of the Family helped out. It was a family affair. They also had a thriving 'To- Go" business that ran out of the back door. You would have to bring your own containers to hold all the great Malfatti , Ravioli. and Sauce. Unfortunately they closed a couple of years back.
MALFATTI & RAVIOLI

You are probably still wondering, What is Malfatti? Malfatti translated from the Italian language means, "'Poorly made', 'Mistake '". In this case it is the filling of ravioli with out the pasta. It is a spinach and flour mixture that is boiled and served with a sauce and grated cheese. It is a delicate and filling dish both . The Chilebrown kitchen has tried to duplicate the expertise of Clemente Citonni with un-stellar results.


CLEMENTE CITONNI & ANGIE


Hallelujah!, Clemente and his Daughter Angie have returned to Napa to make their famous Malfatti and other Italian dishes to take home. They have created a space in Val's in Napa. It is only a couple of blocks from the original location. This small kitchen turns out Pasta, Minestrone, Gnocchi, Spaghetti, etc, and sauce too. Everything is 'To-Go' and bringing your own container is encouraged.


FATTED CALF PORTERHOUSE


Tonight, We are having Malfatti and Ravioli accompanied with a Heritage Porterhouse Pork steak from the Fatted Calf. (Only a couple of blocks away). It will be grilled over a mesquite fire. This will be a dinner from the 'Depot Memory Lane'. The only thing missing will be Clemente's Brother telling us jokes from behind the bar!


Saturday, December 27, 2008

CHRISTMAS TAMALES


The Chilebrown Household is very lucky to have good friends. Ray, a friend, for 28 years, makes Tamales every year at Christmas time for his family and friends. We are the recipients of these special Mexican Holiday Treats. These are the real deal. They are made with Love and Years of practice. Once you have a taste you will be in Masa Heaven! They will be served with some homemade
refried pinto beans drenched in 'Nueske' bacon fat and salt. Some fresh Salsa, that Ray made will also accompany these Yummy treats.



We are very Lucky. This was some serious good food. Merry Christmas!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

CHRISTMAS DAY


Prime Rib, not really. Choice Rib Medium Rare. It does not get any better. Leftovers for the week!
Merry Christmas.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

CHRISTMAS EVE


I cannot sleep. Did I get the new barbeque? Is Ms. Goofy going to like her new lawnmower? What the Hell is a sugarplum? Peace, Paul

ORDERING THE CHRISTMAS BEAST


We have never needed an excuse to have beef with dinner. A large roast is always welcome in the Chilebrown household. Christmas time is traditionally celebrated with a Prime Rib Roast at our home. It also helps that our local supermarket puts them on sale at this time of year. Our local store has Choice Rib Eye Bone-in Roast for 5.99/pd on sale this week. It is usually a good idea to order in advance, because sometimes they sell out. This conversation actually took place when I ordered our roast. The names have been changed to protect the "Intelligence Challenged"


IDGIT..... Hello, 'Acme Superstore Meat Department', How may I help you?

MMG ........Hi, I would like to order a 6 pound Rib Eye Roast for the 24th.

IDGIT..... How many bones will that be?

MMG...... I am not sure, I would like 6 pounds please.

IDGIT...... You have to tell me how many bones.

MMG........ Okay, How much does one bone weigh?

IDGIT....... I do not know. How many people do you want to feed?

MMG........ We want to feed 2 but we want a lot of leftovers.
IDGIT...... You know that is an awful lot of meat for two people, Have you
ever considered cutting down on your red meat consumption.

MMG...... Your kidding right, Who put you up to this? I would like
to order a 6 pound roast. Why don't you ask somebody to help
You, Okay!

IDGIT .....Please, Hold

IDGIT.... Okay your 3 bone roast will be ready on the 24th. Oh, and have a
nice day.
MMG .....Thankyou, and Merry Christmas.

Well the Roast was picked up and it is a 7 pound, 3 bone beauty. Ordering the roast was a little challenging for some parties. Have a great Christmas Eve. See you tomorrow!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

A CHRISTMAS CAROL (CHILEBROWN STYLE)


The following pictures will be a day in the life of Chilebrown and Ms. Goofy at our Christmas best.. This is our version of a Christmas Carol. We went to the Dickens' s Faire in San Francisco, California. We met Scrooge and all of his characters from the past. We then went to the Tornado for the present. We partaked in a few Christmas Beers. Anchor Steam Christmas Ale and Drakes Holiday Ale. The Tornado has a huge selection of beers. So many beers and so little time. The future was the leftovers that we would get from Memphis Minnies. This is our favorite barbeque joint on the West Coast. A Christmas Carol that we enjoyed!!

Dickens Faire Meat Pies
Uncle Beezlebob
Tornado Beer List
Anchor Christmas AleCleanup Crew
Pork Rolls
It was a fun day, Past , Present and Future.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

HOT SAUCE (TIERRA)



Last Saturday, We made a trek to the Ferry Plaza with some fellow food bloggers. It was very cold for California standards. We actually had to wear a coat. We happened upon Tierra Vegetables stand. They have some great smoked chiles and hot sauces. Today a Jalapeno sauce looked good to me. Lee, the proprietor told me that I could probably drink it, because it was not so very hot. She said it had great flavor. That was enough for me.

There was some leftover Chile Verde from our quest. This would be put in a tortilla to give the sauce a try. The label on the bottle is fairly plain. It only says Hot Sauce. The ingredients listed are Jalapeno, Vinegar, Onion, and Salt. Some sauce was poured on the plate. It was pretty thin. Jalapeno seeds were scattered throughout the sauce. The color is bright red almost fluorescent. It smells of Jalapeno with a slight whiff of vinegar. It is time to taste. The first thing that hits your palette is sweetness. The sauce is almost alarmingly sweet. Was sugar, or some sweetener added? After the initial sweet punch subsides the pepper flavor shines through. There is just the faintest hint of hotness. The flavor of the Jalapenos is the star of this sauce.

This sauce was very enjoyable. It could be served on pizza or pasta. Because of its sweetness, I might even try it on ice cream. Hot Sauce printed on the label might be a little misleading because of its mildness. This Sauce should be labeled Jalapeno sauce. If you are looking for a flavorful Jalapeno Sauce made by a local producer, head on over to the Ferry Plaza and look for Lee at the Tierra Vegetable booth.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

CHRISTMAS CHILE VERDE


It is that time of year the weather is turning brisk. The heavy jacket is taken out of the closet. Comfort food that is warming and satisfying is craved. What better way to warm up, than a big plate of Chile Verde. I am on a quest to find the Ultimate Chile Verde. The last three Saturdays Ms. Goofy and I have partaken this magical dish of pepper delight at three different establishments. La Tapatia, located in historic Martinez California was our destination yesterday. The picture above was a beautiful plate from La Tapatia that was thoroughly enjoyed.

The Saturday before was an old standby. La Estrellita's in Oakland California. I have been going to La Estrellita's for over 20 years. They have a full bar with 120 different tequilas. I go for the Verde and have almost tried every Tequila. The Chile Verde made with Niman Ranch pork is what makes me want to return.
La Tapatia
536 Main St
Martinez, Ca. 94553
925-229-3866

La Estrellita
444 E. 12th St.
Oakland, Ca. 94806
510-485-7188

Friday, December 12, 2008

IT'S THE GRAVY MAN!


You know its the Gravy Man. It is an art to make gravy. Gravy makes the World go round. What does not go with gravy? Have you ever had leftovers from Thanksgiving? You know gravy is the ingredient that you are craving. Ms. Goofy was in charge of the gravy. We used a Pork Rib Roast. It was roasted in the Chilebrown fire cave. There was a pan that caught all the drippings and Love. Ms. Goofy added her secret ingredients and stirred to the Boys and I were begging.

Gravy, Gravy, Gravy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

BACON CALENDAR


They are in! Hot off the press(bacon press that is). It is the 2009 Mad Meat Genius Bacon Calendar. It is 12 months of porky delights highlighted by an image of bacon or pork that has been featured on Mad Meat Genius. They have been printed in a very limited quantity. Featured today is February, a beautiful hunk of smoked belly from the Fatted Calf. Throughout the year, days have been marked with images of friends and events to be noted. This is the perfect stocking stuffer. You can purchase one if you hurry. Oh! just a second, the phone is ringing.

I am sorry to announce that the last 2009 Mad Meat Genius Bacon Calender was just purchased. This is the perfect excuse to make your own. It was very simple. All that is needed is some photos, computer and a credit card. There are dozens of photo web sites to purchase and make your own. They do make a great personalized gift. Have Fun!

Monday, December 8, 2008

BUDDHA'S HAND



"What the heck is that?" Exclaimed Ms. Goofy. This was Ms. Goofy's first reaction when seeing a Buddha's Hand. Buddha's Hand is an ornamental fragrant citrus fruit. It is a type of citron. It is mainly used as a decoration that will also perfume the room with a lemony citrus smell. It can be consumed. The rind may be candied and used for the same purposes of lemon rind. I just like the way they look.

Ms. Goofy bought me a tree last Christmas. It still is pretty small. If there is any danger of frost, Ms. Goofy will have to go outside and cover the tree during the night. They do not like the cold. You can purchase one at some farmers markets. The Buddha's Hand pictured was procured from the Monterey Market in Berkeley California. The Monterey Market is one of the best produce markets on the West Coast. They have any vegetables or fruit that you could ever want at great prices. They also carry unusual and or special items that are in season. It is always crowded. This guarantees the turnover and freshness of the produce. The Monterey Market is a gem.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

CHILE VERDE FOR CHILEBROWN


Like the search for the Gold Standard of Bacon, I am on a quest for the ultimate Chile Verde. We have traveled the country in search of the tender cubes of pork swimming in a pool of green chile love. Attempts at creating chile verde at home have been fun Sometimes we have come close to reaching Mecca. Santo Coyote sure was close. The picture says it all!


Santo Coyote

4806 International Blvd

Oakland, CA 94601

(510) 261-8696


Friday, December 5, 2008

BLACK BEAN SOUP & CHIPOTLE BACON CORNBREAD


If you are a resident of the Bay Area you may remember a restaurant called Solomon Grundy's. It was located on the Marina of Berkeley. It was a nice place with a bay view and a great place to watch the sunset. I would go for the black bean soup. This soup was 'Black Bean Heaven'. It was thick and hearty. Sadly they closed and took their soup with them. In the food section the other day was a recipe for Solomon Grundy's black bean soup. I could not resist to give it a try. Of course a couple of Chilebrown touches were added. I accompanied this soup with corn bread made with freshly ground corn meal laced with chipotle powder that was found at the Tierrra Vegetable stand at the Ferry Plaza. It had corn bread written all over it.

Cornbread

  1. 1 1/2 cup of corn meal
  2. 1 1/2 cup of flour
  3. 1 egg
  4. 1/4 cup honey
  5. 1 cup buttermilk
  6. 1/4 bacon fat from Nueske bacon
  7. 2 slices Nueske bacon cooked and chopped
  8. 1 teaspoon salt
  9. 1/4 cup corn
  10. 1 teaspoon baking powder
  11. 1/2 teaspoon salt

Combine all ingredients and bake in a hot oiled black iron skillet for aprox 30 minutes at 400 degrees. It is done when bread is brown and a knife pulls out clean.

Solomon Grundy's Black Bean Soup
  1. 8 ounces black beans
  2. 2 bay leaves
  3. 2 cloves garlic finely chopped
  4. 1 teaspoon black pepper
  5. 1 slice of bacon finely chopped
  6. 3 quarts of water
  7. 2 ounces sherry
  8. 1/2 teaspoon celery salt
  9. 4 tablespoons of Nueske Bacon Fat
  10. 4 tablespoons of flour
Place beans, bay leaves, bacon,spices and water in a large pot. Bring to boil and lower to simmer. Cook for two hours or until beans are falling apart. Make a roux by mixing flour and fat together in a separate bowl. Slowly add to soup mixture stirring constantly. Add sherry and simmer for 15 more minutes.
Let me tell you how good the corn bread was. If you get a chance to go to the Ferry Plaza, be sure to pick up some freshly ground chipotle corn meal. The soup was okay. Sometimes pleasant memories are just that.